Thursday 13 June 2013

How the machine diesease started.......

I often get asked, "how did you get into cars?"

There is no short answer to this, it would be alot easier to answer, "how did I get into machines?" I usually have to think about it and get into a long winded explanation that after its over, I think "I should have said this or that as well," or I forget the order of events and add things.  I am going to use this as an opportunity to document and organise the life events that helped to cultivate what I call a disease. Its not really a disease, its not really an obsession (which it is) and its a good portion art form and science to me, this business of machines.

I grew up on a farm in small town Alberta. We weren't poor, but we weren't rich either. I am fortunate to have a resourceful and intelligent family that would rather figure things out for themselves and fix or build something than pay someone to do it for them. This thought process is a learned behaviour which led to me analysing machines constantly, everyday and every machine I see. When I was little, 5 or so, I would take things apart to see how they worked, I would never be able to put them back together at this age, but I certainly learnt alot. When my dad or my grandpa would do mechanical work on machinery or the vehicles I would get frustrated because all I could do was watch. I wanted to work like a man and fix things.

After years of observing and hold this while I tighten it, or get me a 3/8 ratchet with a half inch deep socket for me I finally had a chance to work on something. At the age of twelve I got ahold of a 1960s mini bike with a 5 HP Tecumseh engine on it that belonged to my mom and uncles when they were kids. My grandpas brother, who lived in the US brought it up for them as a present.

The picture above is similar to the mini bike I Had as a kid. My grandpa and mom helped me pull the engine out of it. I joined 4H Small engines. Every Wednesday my mom would bring me down to the fire hall in our little town and a mechanic who volunteered would supervise us with our rebuilds. I learnt to tear the motor down, assess the damage and document it in an "as found" condition spreadsheet. At the same time I got a "job" at the local mechanics shop where I would sweep the floors and clean tools and parts in exchange for parts and knowledge. My grandpa helped me sand down the frame and we shot it with a coat of fire engine red, that I called "candy apple red". I polished the chrome forks and handle bars with an SOS pad and removed the fenders to make it a "chopper". While all of this was going on, at my weekly 4H night I was learning how to hone cylinders, do a valve job, measure bearing clearance, I loved it. I couldn't get enough, the more I learned, the more I wanted to do it. I know at this early age that I wanted to be a machinist/mechanic. My grandpa and mom helped me reassemble the bike in its freshly overhauled form. My mom spent lots of time with me finding pats and tires and stayed with me at the 4H meetings dedicating time effort and money towards the project. When it came time to demonstrate our newly learned skills at the year end wrap up for 4H, I didn't know we were getting judged and I won first place overall, even beating the "big kids" who had done it for a few years already. I loved that bike, I could do a catwalk with it when you are 12 that seemed like forever. I crashed it so many times! even dislocating my thumb once, but it kept on going and I never damaged it.

When I was 13 our school had a magazine subscription fundraiser. My parents allowed me to pick one magazine to subscribe to. I picked Hot Rod magazine and would obsess over the contents within. What really made me nuts was high quality craftsmanship. I wanted to learn how to do it all for myself and build the most bad ass machines for myself. At this time I was talking to my parents about getting a car to rebuild so I could drive when I was 16. On my 13th birthday I was presented with a 1978 Chevrolet Malibu. It was big, it was ugly, it was rusty, must and decrepit and I was in love!!!!!

This is very similar to the Malibu I had as a kid

My first order of business was to strip all of the front sheet metal off and store it in a shed on the farm. I scoured the classifieds for 350/350 engine and transmission combo to dump into it. The car came with a 200 CID v6 and to me it wasn't satisfactory. I bought all new front end parts, I scraped all the grease and crusties off the frame and went to work. painting each piece with tremclad as they came off the car and reassembling it. I lucked out and found a rebuilt 350 for $500. When my grandpa and I came to pick it up, the guy selling the engine told us that he built a big block for his project car and didn't need it. He told us it had a mild performance can, it had a low rise intake on it and an HEI ignition. When he found out it was me wanting it, he threw in a TH350 tranney and a bunch of other parts, seriously lucked out. This engine was fairly hot and I drove the car for 5 years with the engine in it. We installed the engine and rented a sandblaster and nailed all the panels. We cut out all the rust and my grandpa and uncle helped me do all the bodywork. Sanding and applying my first bunch of filler. Once it was satisfactory we primed it with red oxide primer. I used to frequently visit the junk yard finding mint dashes and seats, I even found some old Cragar SS that we sandblasted the peeling centres and painted black.

The first day I drove it to school I felt like a rock star!!!!! Now, I don't condone street racing, but this is about the time the first of the Camaro SS with the LS engines came out and everyone had a fox body mustang. I lined up against many of both. I beat all of them by over 4 car lengths. I even raced a mustang  with nitrous and beat him as well. In my mind I was king of the streets. I was constantly working on my car. Every weekend I would go to my spots and buy better parts and install them, some of them were major fails, but I was always experimenting in those days. I would drive an hour into the city to a 50s diner and show it off as often as I could. I was always proud of the work that I did.

In grade 12, even though I had good marks, I wanted to go with a career path that would eventually lead to being a trades person. I went to college for Industrial Maintenance Technology where I learnt basic machining, welding and metal trades. I went on from this and apprenticed as a millwright receiving my journeyman with a red seal at 21. I worked in lots of camps in the oilfield and was responsible as a young man. I have a vibrant mind and wanted to know if there was something else out there. I applied for a job at Egberts Street Rods in Edmonton where I learnt to TIG aluminum and eventually became the supervisor in the machine shop before the age of 25. I was asked if I wanted to apprentice as a body man and work on the floor when the machine shop was slow. I couldn't pull a pen out fast enough to sign the apprenticeship papers!!!!! I became a journeyman prepper/painter. I build many high end cars while I worked here, but unfortunately lost the passion from working on them everyday. While I worked here I also crewed for a blown alcohol funny car. I moved on from both and worked in a chemical factory as a maintenance mechanic/machinist.

As a hobby I started restoring cars and I learn more and more. I love it. especially making my own stuff. I plan to quite my job and work on cool stuff everyday and make money doing what I love, but for now, I like the stability of my day job and the leisure time of working on my stuff.

Thursday 23 May 2013

How to party like a rockstar in Spokompton

One of the major highlights of building cars is to drive them to interesting places. I am very fortunate to have a group of friends with similar interests, I cant thank them enough for the help, inspiration, support and general hangout time with them. Building cars takes time. During this time is the perfect opportunity to cultivate frienships with people, when you travel with these people it can be either a positive or a negative experience. I, again, am very fortunate with my group of friends that it always turns out to be a positive experience and this post is about those experiences, some partying and some carshow action.

The crew! 8 cars ready to go, Before this picture was taking we were still working on Bretts car, we did a mad thrash and didnt get to bed untill 4:30 AM. Unfortunately, he wasnt comfortable bringing it on the trip and brought his daily driver pick up. We made a valiant effort, we worked on it for a few weeks and made alot of progress. I feell bad that it didnt work out for him.


The beautiful view on the way down, what a drive!




No roadtrip in antique cars would be complete without roadside fixes. Unfortunately for Cassie and Matt their old 331 started developing an excessive amount of blowby that was simlar to the batmobile smoke screen. These old engines do not have a PCV system on them and the blowby leaves to atmosphere through a road draft tube. Matt had the brilliant idea of purchasing some irrigation hose, duct taping it over the road draft tube and running the irrigation tube up, into the air cleaner. Similar to a modern PCV, BANG! Clear air. They made it all the way to Spokane, but unfortunately the engine met its demise on the way home and spit a connecting rod through the block just outside of Calgary :(.

I had problems too. When we got Matt and Cassie all fixed up steam started coming up the window of the Edsel. I popped the hood and coolant was leaking out. So back to the parking lot. I at first though a frost plug had popped out. So off Lee went to the canadian tire to get a emergency repair plug. CLOSED. So we spent more time trouble shooting. This car does not have the heater hooked up. the heater core leaked and I spent more time concentrating on the paint than fixing the minor things. The by pass for the heater connections sprung a pinhole. I still had the heater hoses connected on the heater side so a short legth was cut and a new bypass was installed. 15 minutes and back on the road.

We drove untill very early in the morning. We stopped at a small town just accross the border with a casino, Bonners Ferry. The rates were reasonable $50 a night in brand new rooms. I slept very well. With a great breakfast in the Casino and a quick wipe and detail of the cars, we werre off again!

Just down the road from Bonners Ferry was a really interestig scrap yard. I couldnt believe the things in it, you dont see this in Canada.

A chopped 4 doorr shoebox Ford, What are you kidding!?!?!?!


A race car 53 Chev

An unknown Ford hood with scoops for strombergs or holley 94s. Cand someone ID this?


A Reo industrial truck, I have never seen one of these before. This was the company the dude that stated Oldsmobile made after he left Chevrolet, apparently on bad terms.......


The intake manifold reading, REO Gold Comet Power. There was a giant zenith Carb on this engine.


A really interesting boat speedometer, would look really cool in a hot rod!


We Drove to Spokane and went to our hotel rooms. After everyone was settled we met up and went on a little mini cruise to an italian restaurant and ate delicious pizza and drank locally crafted beer. After supper we went back to the hotel and drank a few more beer and went to bed. I woke up early in the morning to drive to Sandpoint, which is a 45 minute to hour long drive, to go to the lost in the 50s car show. It rained the whole way there....




Fortunately I brought my wool car club jacket. I was surprised how organised the show was. there was more than 500 cars, the streets were supervised and roadblocked. I had my paperwork and $40 ready, the first entrance I went to the nice man took my money and directed me to the next opening, who directed me to the next opening, who then sent me to the next opening who then sent me to the guy guiding people in where they wanted them to display and in less than 15 minutes I was parked!!! Jood job guys!

After I wiped down my car i was getting the hunger on and eeded to find a place to eat, STAT!!! At the end of the street was an old school diner (I wish I could remember the name) that was in Sandpoint since the 40's. Despite the slow service, moslty because the occupancy was reaching fire marshall shut down levels, the food was excellent and the portions were huge! After I decided to go back to my car for another quick wipe and walk around the show.


A convetible Pontiac, I have never seen one of these before now!



Pretty cool!


This is where I was set up, not on the main street, but still a nice spot!


A chevrolet cabover pick up???? WHA?  I have never seen one of these before, I have only seen Dodge and Ford ones!!!!


One of the many streets, So many people, so many cars!!!!





Beautiful arcitecture


A 1940's cowboy Harley, Complete with a real Carbine. While I was admiring this bike an old grey beard chatted the owner up,
Grey beard, "is that a 30-30 in the scabbard?"
Owner, "No, its a 44 mag."
Grey beard, "I carry a 30-30 on mine, right on the front forks. You never know when you'll need a rifle."
Owner, "Correct sir, absolutely right."
Being a naive Canadian boy, I was absolutely astonidshed by this conversation! Wow, really!?!?! What kind of trouble are these people that they need to carry guns on their bikes? I guess maybe they just like guns....


And Bar-B-Que! May as well combine the two! YEEEHAAAAAWWWW!!!!


When I got tired of the car show, I started moseying around town. I went to a really cool antique store.


They sell Zombie babies there!

Looky here, MORE GUN STUFF!!!

Wandering the town I found this really cool alley.


Batman!!!!!!!


The first engine I rebuilt, when I was 12, was on a mini bike very similar to this one. I still have it tucked away somewhere.


Very nice glass roof Crown Vic


I had a huge car boner for this Cadillac Sedanette. I love Fleetlines but a cadillac is CRAZINESS!!!



A little bit of gasser madness.


The smallest bar in the world! I cant remember the name of this bar in Spokane but it was about 500 square feet. It had the best juke box in the world, as a group we put over $50 into it and had a freakin blast!!!!

Noted


My friends are cool dudes and dudettes. We were invited to a party where some of Thee Inland Emporers were hanging out. When we showed up Thee Inland Emporer guys pulled their cars off the lawn for us to park there. We were very welcomed and there were people yelling, "the Canadians are here!' And, "I wanna meet them!"
The party can best be described as one out of a movie. Punk rock was pulsating from the garage, people were drinking moonshine, there was a yard hearth and a huge fire, cool old cars, nice people. I was impressed they could have bands. Apparently there are no noise ordinances in Spokane and we partied untill the early morning jmming to punk rock!!!


The next morning we went for breakfast. We met a group that was staying at a different hotel. This is called the milk jug for obvious reasons and is a land mark of Spokane. Right beside it, which is where we ate is Fergusons, that has been there for about 60 years. My food was delishious, and had a nice homey feel to it. It also looked like a setting in a film noire. I expected to see Humphery Bogart Smoking a cigarette wearing a trench coat and a chrome snub nosed 38 boking out of the shoulder holster.

The view from the milk jug. Mine and Pauls cars.

Josh from Thee Inland Emporers was kind enough to open up his totally sweet shop for us.


The basement was filled with really cool vintage bikes, The upstairs was filled with records, hard to get magazines, old arcade games and toys from my childhood, I loved it!


The one and only Bob Grant chillin' on his T-bird outside of timebomb.

The scene accross the road, a line up of lowriders in fron of the bail bonds store.......


A really cool brick building we parked in front of on our way to another super good supper!!!


Some more cool arcitecture in spokane.


Getting ready to cruise Spokane!




Entering Cour D'lane on the way back to Canada





The group chattin'




Pegasus scrap yard, I love you!!!


Graham flapping from excitement, I think he would have bought the entire store!!!



DAYUM!!!!!

Yes, this was being parted out, I shoulda stripped this thing, but the Edsel has limited carrying capacity.


Sweet! I like candy!


64 valiant Barracuda, pristine giant rear window!!!!

Another gasser chevy!!! WTF!!!!
Piles and Piles of perfect bumpers
Note the quarters and rockers on this lincoln

Chrysler Imperial

Hudson Terraplane grill shell

Mint Pontiac Sombreros

I wanted to look under the hood of this car so bad! But the owner of the yard said we couldnt open the hoods, I guess its all to the imagination now.... I really wanted some vintage or rare speed parts.....

On the way back, there were no more signifigant problems. Just a minor boiling of the carb justpast the border from idling for a long time. We removed the air cleaner and let it sit for about 40 minutes, primed the carb and we were ready to go.

At least untill we came accross this..... I don't know how this happened, but the frame is hung up and one wheel is on the approach. There was an open rear end in this mustang so he was stuck! With a little shoreing of the wheel and a little pull with Bretts pickup he was free and we drove the rest of the way to Calgary with no problems!

What a good time! I cant wait untill the next one!!!!!

http://vimeo.com/66815460 Heres a Video Bretts girlfriend Holly made of the trip!!!